You are my Whatever-That-Says Guest to come to my wonderful corner! Let me guess, 500? HAha! Right again I am. Hmmm.... No? Wait a minute... I didn't invite you... THIS IS PRIVATE PROPERTY!!! Oh shucky-darn... Oh well. I guess now that you are here you shall have a spot of tea. Do come in, please...
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I quiver... with anticipation.
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YOU! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE! Blast that Bilbob Buggins! Oh well, I guess now that you're here... Oh! Hi! Hello, guest. You must excuse Mister Biggins or Boggins or whatever his name may be. He is a good friend of Enry's, you see. Anyways. Hello. That is me up there...
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Aww... isn't that cute! The little guy is walking his fuzzy litle shee--- NOOOO! HE'S DEAD! Oh good. He's back. Well, anyways... HE'S DEAD AGAIN! Oh, thats better. Welcome to Fenry's Corner. I am Fenry, the Marvelous and Wonderful. Would you like some tea? I have made this page for everybody who HATES Enry the Green Smurf. Well maybe not. This is my home. One lump of sugar or two, eh? He thinks he's an ermit. HA! Here, have a crumpet. He just leaves off all the Hs off of everything he says to mess with your mind! Well maybe he doesn't. Tsk...Tsk... Pretending to have an English Accent... I pity the green smurf.
Anyways, enough about the Enry. Let's talk about me. Aww, that poor little peasant. I wish I could help him. They are only cartoons, though. Anyways, a few things I like. Let us see. I like tpo play tennis. I like saying my name, I like to, em, oh, and I like those small pink drinks with the little pink umbrellas and cherries on the side. They are so nifty. I like to go places also. A few of the places that I like are.....
My Party
The Official "Kill Elessar" Fan Club
The Official "Kill Elessar" Webpage
Please, come back anytime... who knows! Maybe the smurf will accidently croak. Maybe I will have added more to my corner. Right. I have to go now. That stupid smurf is calling me. Well no he isn't, but I don't want to talk to you anymore. Hello. Ok. tata for now... Au revoir! Goodbye! See you next time! Oh, and if you would like to sign my nifty GuestBook, then there it is! At the bottom. Bye, now!
Please click down there...
I strongly suggest you click down there...
It would be wise to click down there...
If you do not click down there, then I will be forced to eat and (so painfully)
digest you.
You leave me but one choice... I have to eat you now.
Thats what I thought...