Oh, look at the pretty cows...

Want to buy one? They're $3.00 each ... or 4 cows for $10! What a deal, yowwow. They're pretty handy. You can visit http://maikaa-san.tripod.com/ to read more about them, I think. Like this website, that one's not so much complete either. I have an odd time finishing things. But yes. Please. They're nice cows. Purchase some. They'll love you lots.

No, thank you.
I would love to buy one!